Posted by: shannynmoore | November 4, 2009

Palin’s Boob a Fake: Hoffman Loses

I tried to resist. Glenn Beck and the Teabaggers (sounds like a bad lounge act) will be making the governors’ losses in New Jersey and Virginia a “referendum” on Obama’s “socialist policies.”

Fine. Let’s just go there. Bend over, I’m driving.

When a quitter and a spitter show up to help out your campaign…don’t take the money and don’t sign a loyalty pledge to a crazy man WHO CAN’T VOTE FOR YOU!

Mr. Hoffman was a fake…a true voice for the tea baggin’, rapture watchin’, gay hatin’, health fightin’, ladies bakin’, race baitin’, forced breedin’, birth denyin’, war lovin’ party of Glenn Beck-a-Palin-istas.

Here’s your referendum, and it’s solid. The GOP is sick of your rightwingery. Facebook and FoxNews are the podiums you raise your fists from; fists that reach from anemic bodies, grasping for an America people have fought hard to overcome. Sarah Palin is the political fluffer to lubricate the scene. All this glam and luster got diminished with traditional Republican Flacks making the scene, like the old priest wandering inside a new megachurch. Old Fred Thompson showed up to put a big arm around Champion of the Tea Baggalicious Best Campaign Ever! Wow…Fred Thompson…Wow, I just say his name and I forget what I was saying…Fred Thompson….Wow, I just say his name and I forget what I was saying…Fred…forget about it.

I would love to be a Wood Bark Beetle on the credenza in Roger Ailes’ office when he is discussing the results of the beta test of the Palin-Beck 2012 launch. That group that voted for Scozzafava represented the margin of victory for the Republicans. They would not vote for a Democrat and they sure as hell weren’t going to vote for Hoffman. Ailes suddenly realizes something significant. If the Republican Party were run by moderates, the crazies would still be with the Party. But if the Party is run by the crazies, the moderates will never be there.

The best part of our country is our willingness to CHANGE. That doesn’t mean Democrat or Republican…it means we take care of each other.

In her latest Facebook, Palin boasts of New Jersey’s defeat of Jon Corzine, the Goldman Sachs candidate-as if she had anything to do with it! Apparently, and not surprisingly, Palin thinks her last minute Robocall to Virginians was the difference in a race that was over before the first ballot was cast. Bob McDonnell was leading by double digits last week and never looked back. He also never requested Sarah Palin’s “help”. Can they super-size Governor-elect McDonnell? Maybe he comes with a side of fries.

The only thing Sarah Palin can really take credit for is New York’s House District 23 electing a Democrat for the first time since before The Civil War. Late election night from Facebook, Palin invoked Ronald Reagan with “the cause goes on.” What is that cause? Making government so big you call in the uterine police and tell people who they can marry? Palin goes on, “The race for New York’s 23rd District is not over, just postponed until 2010.” Ahem, Sarah, the 23rd district will be dissolved in redistricting in 2010 which is why it was so hard to find a Dem to run…just sayin’.

So while Limbaugh will call the GOP victories in the Governorship races a referendum of the Obama presidency, which they aren’t, they will deny that NY-23 was a clear victory for president Obama, which it is. “Owens, Baby, Owens!”

Your soggy teabags are showing.

Suck it up, Buttercup!


Responses

  1. Glad to see you end your post with that phrase that you made famous.
    You may be using it a LOT more often in the future as well.
    Congrats on your new TV Show as well. I hope it can be recorded so the Mudflatters in the Lower 48 can catch it. And do you know who the first guests be??

  2. Great post.
    I understand the the irritation at Sarah meddling in stuff she ill understands. She has to be the most intellectually incurious person I have run across in quite awhile.

  3. Beautifully written Shannyn. I was very happy when I woke up to this news today. Keep up the great work.

  4. Great post Shannyn! I always enjoy reading your take on things🙂 Slight correction tho, it’s McDonnell in VA, not McDonald. I think Virginians, my neighbors, are going to regret that decision in the not too distant future. Cheers!

  5. I love your “Owens, Baby, Owens.* 🙂

  6. Being from NJ – and a long time lurker here – I can tell you that everyone was sick of Corzine. We would’ve voted in a dead panda if it ran against him. Being an independent myself, I couldn’t quite vote for Christie, even though I wanted someone else, so I went third party.

  7. Shannyn, you ARE my morning coffee! If SP tries to run in 2012, will you consider running against her?
    Cheers!

  8. Another great post Shannyn. I have been reading your stuff since sister Sarah was announced as the chosen one for the McCain campaign. If she thinks she is soooo influential, why was she not anywhere near the mothership, aka Fox, during the lead up to NY 23 election? Anyway, as usual great stuff. By the way, thank you so much for the phrase “word salad,” Mr. bluehoosier never laughed so hard….

  9. I could not wait to see what you had to say Shannyn, and as always, you get it down perfect.

  10. Shannyn: Great article, as usual. I live in the red state of Oklahoma and believe me, NOT everyone loves Ms. Palin. The woman scares the h*ll out of me! I am so glad that Mr. Owens won in the 23rd district of N. Y. Palin is going to tear the GOP apart (along with her cronies, Beck, Limbaugh, etc) It will be great fun to watch.

  11. Your posts are funny, well written and complete; are you on the yellow brick road?

  12. Think I’ll saunter outside and stroke my “SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP” bumper sticker…just for the karma. Thanks Shannyn! Go NY23, Go!

  13. There is hope, thank you . At one time ,I was afraid that I was the only one who could see Sarah Palin with a Hitler mustache . She is very scary .
    I am very encouraged that Bill Owens was elected “by the people”

  14. This is the very best piece you’ve ever written. Excellent job. To the point, with a few jabs (POW Bam!) and right on the money.

    Let’s see how the GOP deals with poison Palin from here…

  15. I agree Shannyn this is absolutely your best ever! As I said on HuffPo my favorite was “Bend over I’m driving”. Congratulations NY23rd and oh, BTW Mr. Ailes, are you paying attention?

  16. […] is just too good: Shannyn Moore Read this link.  There’s no use in trying to better what Moore says here, because there’s no way to […]

  17. They follow the PIEspy-ed Piper into 40 years of sanctimonious wandering. She parts the herd-o-elephants as Moses parted the Red Sea.

    bitter quitter ~ wrist slitter 2012

    popcorn, also, too, pistachios!

  18. I am so proud of NY23ers for rejecting ‘Tits and Ass’ (XINO & Hoffmaniban). BRAVO!!

    However her ghost FBer is trying to spin it, I’ll bet Quittypants just is tearing out her Bumpit in impotent rage today. 🙂

  19. Wow! Sarah Palin is a “political fluffer” to lubricate the scene. Awesome. LOL

  20. I’ll say it again I love your writing.

    So ahh-ummm-ah-you going to tell about tee-vee or is it to early to tell?

  21. Oh, thank you! What a lovely, lovely essay. You write so well, and reading your work is a joy. I was also, too happy to see one of my favorite tag-lines again.

  22. “Sarah Palin is the political fluffer to lubricate the scene.”

    The perfect metaphor for what Palin is to the right.

  23. Too bad she will never learn/quote from Abe Lincoln
    A house divided will not stand.
    That’s in the bible too!!!!

  24. Great piece of writing…you hit the nail on the head with your remark “political fluffer”. I wonder what some repubs are saying in private about the Queen of Quitters.

  25. Shannyn,
    I read your post on Huffpo, and it is great! According to The Fix, Rep. Kirk (R-IL) has asked Palin to help in his campaign for U.S. Senator. Chris Cizilla reports in the Washingotn Post that they somehow got their hands on a leaked copy of the memo. He also says they have verified that Kirk has asked Palin for help. I’ve noticed that he has been moving further to the right recently. If he gets Palin and the teabaggers involved, he’ll be a shoo-out. LOL

    • The man must be desperate if he needs Sarah’s help!

  26. hehehehehe ” political fluffer” ! I love that term.
    Let’s take some stuffing out of the fluffer.
    Good Work, Shannyn.

  27. What a surprise when I read this:

    http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/clout_st/2009/11/senate-candidate-mark-kirk-sought-sarah-palins-backing-when-shes-in-town-to-appear-on-oprah-winfrey-.html

  28. I wonder when her bumpit is going to toss it in and give up the fight with those hair extensions. It must be one wild ride on the top of that head.

    Ohhh, to be a bark beetle in that little bumpit…thanks for sharing your outlandish Alaskan humor sista!

  29. when did “Conservative” become an official political party? …like Democratic, Republican, Independant, Libertarian…as in the case of how Doug Hoffman ran in NY. Does that mean that anybody can jump in and run as, ahhh, Catholic Party, Fundamentalist Party, Methodist Party, Mormon Party??? …palin, party of one?

  30. As usual, your post is spot on both here and on huff po. I’d love to see Buttercup’s face when one of the kids comes home to read it to her!

    Thanks Again, and Good Luck on TeeVee!

  31. Gotta say Shannyn-

    “Mr. Hoffman was a fake…a true voice for the tea baggin’, rapture watchin’, gay hatin’, health fightin’, ladies bakin’, race baitin’, forced breedin’, birth denyin’, war lovin’ party of Glenn Beck-a-Palin-istas.”

    I Liked it. Frickin’ funny. You do a great rant- too bad I can’t ever do shots with you- I’m sure you’re a blast.

    Frank-

    The Lubbock Guy-

    Check out my entry on my site regarding a swine flu patient I am taking care of-

    Asta

  32. Her ghost posters over on Facerot don’t have a retort to this level of FACTUAL critique…what will you do Shannyn..Too much truth is creeping out of you again….HA!

    Keep rockin……..

  33. Bill Owens (R) was our last governor here in Colorado. He was not as Wingnutty as some but I never thought he’d change parties to run in NY.

    Oh, he’s a different Bill. Congrats. Send Sarah a thank you card. Wow.

  34. Brilliant Blog Shannyn. My favorite line in the entire blog:

    “Mr. Hoffman was a fake…a true voice for the tea baggin’, rapture watchin’, gay hatin’, health fightin’, ladies bakin’, race baitin’, forced breedin’, birth denyin’, war lovin’ party of Glenn Beck-a-Palin-istas.”

    What great lyrics for a song!

  35. Love your post Shannyn!

  36. PLEASE check this out at the Onion:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

  37. Wow! That was great! I am rendered( almost) the “typing” equivalent of speechless. Thank you!

  38. $P indeed is a political fluffer. She’s wandering onto sets here and there. Let it be understood, her duties are considered part of the makeup department.😛

    I’ll nth in agreement how well researched you are and wonderful turns of phrase. To the point, informative, educational and a great read. Fantastic!


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